ou spat out the dinner I made and said your mother cooks like a goddess while my food is fit for pigs?! I stood over that stove for three hours!
“What an interesting texture. It reminds me of an old shoe sole that was boiled in engine oil and then, for some inexplicable reason, drowned in cheap ketchup squeezed from a plastic bottle. And that smell… Did you put rosemary in this? Or did you simply fail to rinse the dish soap off the plate?” […]
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